Hi there! Yes, I'm a grown adult in a mask throwing a circus. We're all making questionable life choices here.
SIGMA RIZZY
SIGMA RIZZY
WHAT EXACTLY
IS GOING ON?
Look, we're all just trying to escape the dumpster fire that is regular life. Some people binge Netflix. I throw masked dance circuses. Do I look insane? Absolutely! Do I care? Not even a little.
JUNE 21, 2025
OLD CITY PERFORMING ARTS CENTER
KNOXVILLE, TN
9PM - 11PM
THE MASQUERADE PART
Masks aren't just encouraged, they're mandatory. Why? Because normal you stays home. Masked you gets to dance like nobody's watching (because technically, they can't see who you are).
THE CIRCUS PART
Every 15 minutes, something ridiculous happens. Professional aerial dancers, an eight-foot LED robot, a bartender hanging from the ceiling making your drink. And yes, this is all real. No, I'm not having a breakdown. Maybe.
THE DANCE PART
I composed and produced an entire original soundtrack just for this night - because apparently I hate free time and love unnecessary work. We'll hear these tracks - scored to the performers - for the first time while we all dance along in our masks.
For two hours, you'll be completely immersed in this weird little world I've created. Fair warning: by the end of the night, you might find yourself volunteering to help with the next one.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
🎠Basic mask INCLUDED - or bring your own
🎪 Something NEW every 15 minutes - expect the unexpected
💃 Brand new music you've never heard before
🔞 Ages 18+ ONLY - because someone has to be the responsible adult here
WHO IS THIS
MASKED WEIRDO?!
I'm Sigma Rizzy, and yes, I realize how that sounds. By day, I'm a tech executive doing very serious tech executive things. By night, I apparently decided that wasn't weird enough, so I throw masked dance circuses with aerial bartenders.
Some people have hobbies like golf or wine collecting. I compose entire musical scores for two-hour dance parties that only happen once. Every track you'll hear is created specifically for this night - because apparently I hate free time and love unnecessary work.
Every event I throw is designed to be completely unrepeatable - partly for artistic reasons, mostly because I'm not sure I could pull off the same thing twice without having an actual breakdown.
FAQs
What should I wear?
Whatever makes you feel like you could handle aerial bartending (as a spectator, not participant). Comfortable shoes recommended - you'll be dancing, not sitting.
What if I don't have a mask?
We've got you covered with a basic mask. Want to be extra? Bring your own masterpiece.
CAN I BRING A FRIEND?
Please do. Shared questionable decisions are the best kind. Just remember - friendships may be tested when the ceiling bartender asks who wants the next drink. Of course, they need a ticket. Grab a group discount!
What kind of music will you play?
Every single track is composed and produced by me specifically for this event. Think of it as a very expensive mixtape that only exists for two hours and then vanishes forever. Because apparently normal DJs just playing existing music wasn't complicated enough for me.
What happens every 15 minutes?
Something that will make you text your friends "you're not going to believe what just happened." I'd tell you more, but where's the fun in that?
IS THIS SAFE?
afer than my decision to become a masked party thrower as a career choice. All performers are professionals, all equipment is certified, all fire codes are... enthusiastically followed.
WHAT IF I THINK THIS IS TOO WEIRD?
Then you're probably not ready for my particular brand of organized chaos. That's okay - regular parties still exist.
